mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen
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this sign is hanging up in my moms office


my hero

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"Do you ever just stare at your otp and think ‘i made a good choice’"

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When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:


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i should just go to bed


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Here lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle to carry on his spirit.

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it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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